Author's note or Why I went to the Swingers' Shack, and what I found there --
Introduction, or Knit shirts at the Fetish Ball --
Swinging or Dinner parties gone horribly wrong --
Eating or Sodom's restaurant --
Strip clubs or Sure they like you. Really. --
Lying or this chapter will change your life and make you millions! --
Gambling or dice, cards, wheels, and other lethal weapons --
Consumption or How to keep up with the Joneses when the Joneses are insane --
Pornography or You can look, but you can't admit it --
Afterword or Waking up back in Kansas, and having to muck out the barn.
